The Cougar? Wow.....

I had the immense privilege of watching approximately 10 minutes of The Cougar yesterday before happily realizing that South Park was on and switching the channel. For those of you not familiar with this masterpiece, The Cougar is basically a poor man's version of The Bachelorette, with a 41 year old woman as the main catch (see below)


For starters, the show airs in the highly sought after 10-11 time slot on TV Land.....yes, TV Land. It is also hosted by Vivica A. Fox....quite frankly, the only thing I remember her from was Independence Day. That was what, 13 years ago? Watching this show is almost awkward...even the male contestants seem like a cast of rejects from the show's older cousin on ABC. One thing I will admit, however, is that the cougar is legitimately hot. Although if I recall from the first episode (no comment), she has like four kids. I think it kind of takes away the allure of trapping a cougar, when as a 22-year old man you are competing to marry a woman with FOUR CHILDREN. I am pretty sure the novelty of having sex with someone twice your age would wear off as soon as you realize you are a full-time dad of four kids that are not your own at 22...

That being said, I have to give The Cougar the thumbs down, although I highly recommend watching it for 10-15 minutes just to enjoy trainwreck.

Good bye, and good riddance Arlen!!!

Today, an event occurred that I had eagerly been anticipating for quite some time now....Arlen Specter, one of the most worthless Republicans in the history of the party, finally showed his true colors and jumped ranks to join his buddies in the Democratic party. For me to call him the most worthless Republican in Congress really does say a lot, considering how horrible some of the so-called "leaders" are in the Senate. Apparently, Specter wanted to enjoy the last several years of his life basking in the warm, affectionate embrace of the mainstream media.

Naturally, analysts are already gushing over the fact that this pushes the Democrat total in the Senate to 60, thereby eliminating the filibuster option for the Republicans. My response to this? Who cares. There are several Blue Dog and conservative Democrats who aren't going to go along with the radical agenda Obama and his two lapdogs (Reid and Pelosi, of course) have in mind. Just because you have 60 Democrats doesn't mean that all of them are going to want to be associated with the most radical, Marxist economic takeover in the history of the United States of America.

Regarding the 2010 U.S. Senate race, I think this helps Toomey immensely. I was pretty sure that Toomey could crush Specter in the primary, but I was afraid he would run into trouble in the general election when the same zombies that voted for Obama came out in force again. Specter has just solved that problem for us. If Toomey makes it out of the primary (and I believe he will), he WILL beat Arlen Specter in the general election and send him packing for the convalescent home. Mark it down...it is written. For now, Pennsylvania has two Democratic U.S. senators. Just one more reason to hate Philadelphia.

Obama > Jesus Christ

After 100 Days in Office, Obama Coronated Messiah

I really don't know how much more of this I can take...I mean, really. Take a look at the new painting commemorating the worship of Our Chosen One, Barack Hussein Obama:

It is a wonder that I haven't gone absolutely insane at this point. Let's get past the fact that this is grossly insulting to Christians. The left-wing ignoramus that painted this nauseating portrait of The Kenyan Wonder is a perfect example of the brainless, emotional zombies that voted for Obama. Just what in the hell has he done in his first 3 months? Let's see....he raised taxes just as we are trying to recover from a recession...oh, and he also has already accumulated MORE DEBT THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN HISTORY COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But that doesn't matter to an Obama voter. As far as they are concerned, he could go on national television and piss on the American flag and they would applaud and talk about his leadership. For those of you trying to rationalize with an Obamabot; please, for your own mental sake, don't try it. They have to cling to "hope", "change", and the lack of emotional control they showed when they voted for this empty suit.

Rude awakening for Obama voters...

HENRIETTA HUGHES STILL STRUGGLING

I am sure anyone who was actually paying attention during the 2008 election cycle (rather than watch the mainstream media suckle at Obama's teats) remembers this infamous quote from a full-fledged Obama supporter: "OBAMA IS GOING TO PAY FOR MY GAS AND MY MORTGAGE....WE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ANYMORE!!!!!!" Now of course with this line, she demonstrated the average IQ of the typical Obamabot that walks around breathlessly chanting "hope" and "change" with a blank stare in their eye and drool hanging from their lip.

The story of Henrietta Hughes is sad; but not for the reasons you might think. What is sad is that for decades, countless numbers of black voters have been brainwashed by race-baiters like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson to believe that the Democrat party is their best friend and the Republicans are evil racists. Of course, never mind the fact that it was the REPUBLICANS that fought to get the Civil Rights Act passed, while Democrats stonewalled it as much as they could (didn't know that, did you?)

What has the Democratic Party done for black America? Just look at the current state of things...for years, liberals have done everything in their power to try and make the African-American population depend on them for EVERYTHING. It is so condescending, it's disgusting. "Don't vote Republican or they are going to take away your welfare/social services/healthcare/cable box etc etc." If somebody told me that, "offended" would not come close to being a strong enough term. The Dems take the black vote for granted...no question about it. The poverty level in the city of Philadelphia has risen to 25%...there are murders at least once a week, and there are literally dozens of neighborhoods that I would not walk in during the DAYTIME.

Keep in mind, this city has been run by a Democratic government for decades...as a matter of fact, the Top 10 most impoverished cities in the United States are all run by Democratic leaders...and it has been this way for years. Fact: It is not in a liberal politician's best interest for a African-American man to succeed ON HIS OWN, without the crutch of the government. Why? As soon as that man realizes that he doesn't need to depend on the likes of Ted Kennedy and Barney Frank to get by in life, he'll realize that he has been scammed.



There are thousands of black conservatives out there that see this, and they are constantly on the airwaves and on the web trying to alert the rest of the population what is going on. Unfortunately, the so-called black "leaders" like Sharkton and Jackson simply just label them as "Uncle Toms" and "house slaves", and their voices are quickly silenced. As long as anti-semitic racists like the two "leaders" of the African-American population in the U.S. are in power, this situation will never change.

Acme Salad Bar = Worst design ever

Recently I started going to Acme from time to time to get lunch...when I go there I am usually forced to get a salad, so it usually results in a healthier lunch than usual. However, the last couple times I have gone, I have found myself getting increasingly frustrated...

The problem is, they put the freaking salad dressing right next to the shredded cheese...RIGHT next to it. You are literally standing shoulder to shoulder. Now if I am getting cheese for my salad, I pick up the tongs, grab a handful, and toss them in. Easy, right? Apparently not for some of the denizens of City Line Avenue. I would like to know if there is some actual psychological disorder that turns people into spastic morons as soon as they visit a salad bar. Seriously...because I don't know about you, but I don't think it should take 8 freaking tries to actually get enough cheese for your salad!!!

And don't even get me started on the salad dressing...evidently the patrons of the Acme Salad Bar were never taught as children that you don't close the cap on a salad dressing container when THERE IS RANCH SPILLING ALL OVER THE OPENING. Everytime I go there, I need to use about a dozen napkins just to wipe off all of the dressing that ends up on my hands and inevitably my clothing.

Oh, and a note to the sandwich makers....MAKE MORE FREAKING WRAPS BEFORE THE LUNCH RUSH!! It never fails that I get there at 12 PM, and there are no wraps available. Yet there are 138 sandwiches in varying breads and flavors. Newsflash: Wraps are popular...make more of them!!!!!!

I am actually starting to feel sorry for this administration...

OBAMA CALLING ON CABINET TO CUT SPENDING

In yet another example of the bold and fearless leadership that we were promised, Obama has VOWED to cut $100 million from his budget to save some of our taxpayer dollars! I am impressed...what a noble and righteous move. Now of course, this is all keeping in mind that the total budget is 3.5 TRILLION DOLLARS. Yes, the Righteous One Barack Obama has offered to cut a whopping total of .0002% off of the budget. I tried to create a pie chart to illustrate the enormity of this effort, but no matter how big I made the chart the $100 million still only appeared as a single line.



I think what makes this so hilarious is that senior White House officials are releasing this like it is a gigantic newsbreaking story. To put in simpler terms, this would be the equivalent of taking a pay cut...from $100,000/year to $99,980/year. That breaks down to less than 50 cents a week. Obama, if you are going to make a serious effort to cut your ridiculously pork-filled and bloated budget, don't patronize the American people with a BS effort like this.

Appeasing Chavez....

Barack Obama's regrettable act of sucking up to the Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez at the Summit of the Americas over the weekend has more implications than the president's rather feeble foreign policy mind can begin to comprehend. Chavez is a dictator that gained control of the country via a military coup d'etat in the 1990s and has ruled the Venezuelan people with an iron fist since then.

I have had several liberal friends who have praised Obama's efforts to cure the image of the United States abroad...I mean let's not forget, this is the same man that blasted the very citizens of the United States that elected him president by telling his European elitist pals that we were an arrogant country. I have also heard the wonderful phrase "Keep your friends close and enemies closer" bandied about quite a bit. Here's the problem: Obama doesn't view Chavez as an enemy.

Chavez has been outspokingly anti-American for years now, and he openly hates this country (liberals, please do not blame Bush for this too...I apologize if Bush didn't bend over backwards to kiss the ass of a military dictator). However, the one thing that Chavez and Obama DO agree on is economic policy; Chavez controls all facets of the Venezuelan economy, and Obama is rapidly trying to accomplish the same perspective. If you don't believe me, refer to my previous post regarding Obama's refusal to accept repayment of the TARP funds that went out with the first bailout.

There is a difference between "repairing our image in the world" and making yourself look like a complete pushover that will befriend anyone that is willing to talk. Fidel Castro said that he would do anything to help out the Obama administration after they reached out a couple weeks back. Now, while liberals would like you to believe that Fidel is a kindly old grandpa who is enjoying his retirement, let's not forget the thousands of political prisoners he has executed over the last 50 years. In three months, this president has managed to tear down almost every single value the United States has represented for decades.

Lest we forget the secondary effects of his frat-like meeting with Chavez. Hugo's virulently anti-American book has skyrocketed towards the top of the NYT Bestsellers list...by portraying Chavez as a "cool" guy, he encouraged thousands of Americans to go out and buy anti-American hate speech. Our president needs to realize that he was not elected to become a celebrity. He was elected to be a leader...and sometimes that means you CAN'T be friends with everyone.