RADIO SHACK SUCKS

The other day, I decided to venture out to upgrade my wife's phone to the iPhone 4, since she was finally due for the reduced price upgrade. There is a Radio Shack conveniently located about 60 seconds away over in downtown Paoli, so I figured I would head over there, pick it up, and be done within 10-15 minutes. First mistake.

For starters, I walk into the store and am immediately greeted by this guy:

Seriously, I'm not joking. The manager looked exactly like Will Forte from SNL. I hate the modern version of that show, so my gut instinct immediately told me to get out of the store and make the trek out to King of Prussia to the AT&T store. Nah, I thought to myself. Just because the guy looks like Macgruber for Christ's sake, that's stupid to think of that as an indicator of future service. Note to self: Trust my gut instinct.

To begin with, they didn't have the phone in stock. No big deal, they can just get it from another store or do the shipping option, right? I figured that would be the case any way, even if I ordered direct from AT&T. I proceed to stand there for 35 minutes as Macgruber haplessly calls around to a few stores that show up on his magical computer as having one in stock. Finally, he strikes gold with the Doylestown location. And then my real troubles began.

My wife and I don't have the most luck with cell phones, so I figured it was a no-brainer to get the AppleCare warranty. Unfortunately, this particular Radio Shack was UNABLE TO SELL IT TO ME. Wtf? You advertise yourself as a freaking AT&T retailer and you aren't even to sell me the goddamn warranty for the Apple product?

Macgruber explained to me that it was a glitch in the system, so he would proceed to try and call Radio Shack Support (lol) for assistance. During this time, I became suddenly thankful that there was some meaningless bowl game on the television, so I wouldn't awkwardly have to look at the same crappy products over and over again. Of course, it also gave me time to reflect on if the real MacGyver was there, he probably would have had this figured out 25 minutes ago even with his lack of Shack knowledge. But I digress.

Long story short, after another 45 minutes of futilely trying several different methods of selling me the stupid warranty, he simply tells me that I'll just have to buy it directly from Apple. Well shit dude...if I would have known that I would have run my other two errands and been home by now. An hour and 25 minutes at Radio Shack, all to basically order a phone.

Advice? Unless you are buying something simple like an HDMI cable, avoid Radio Shack like the plague. They have no business being a provider for any cell carrier. And if the person helping you looks like one of the many completely unfunny "comedians" on SNL nowadays, run like hell.

After a brief hiatus...some thoughts

After another hiatus, definitely want to get back into this full-time (or as close to it as my schedule involves). To get back into the swing of things, just want to offer my sharp and insightful thoughts on some recent events.

1) Roger Goodell is a douche.

Wow. Every week, it seems as if I see something in the NFL that completely blows my mind once again, and Week 13 didn't fail me. Whether it's the ridiculous personal foul call on Ndomakong Suh by Ed HGHochuli that played a key role in the Bears victory, the utterly hilarious noncall after the Ravens' McClain tried to decapitate Heath Miller, or Roethlisberger getting hit so hard in the face that his nose was turned sideways (another noncall, mind you), this weekend did not fail.

The fact is, Goodell has created this monster. During Week 12, there is a camera angle of the James Harrison hit on Ryan Fitzpatrick that shows the referee was pulling the flag out of his pants BEFORE HARRISON EVEN GOT THERE. The targeting of specific teams and individuals taints the entire NFL, and makes Goodell look like a teenage girl with a vendetta.

No one is arguing that defenseless receivers/QBs shouldn't be protected from egregious, unnecessary hits. But if you are going to push this policy, it's kind of important to have officials that are competent enough to call it down the middle. The idea that there was a referee specifically assigned to watch Heath Miller on that play blows my mind.

2) Obama: Told ya so.

As we approach the halfway point of President Obama's first term in office, I have to ask the question...is your hope and change paying dividends yet? This is one of those times where I honestly hate the fact I was right. All through the election, I kept the following mantra: Barack Obama is a completely inexperienced, two-year senator who has never had any executive experience other than "community organizing" (what the hell does that entail, anyway?). And sure enough, his Administration (as even his political allies admit) has been a constant comedy of errors since they took over the WH.

The only real "change" he has delivered, other than passing a shitty, watered-down healthcare bill and making teleprompters cool, is somehow taking Bush's questionable record on civil liberties/rights and MAKING IT WORSE. And for the love of God...can we stop talking about Michelle Obama like she is some kind of fashion diva/glamorous type? At least the comparisons to Jackie O have stopped...

3) Facebook does a wonderful job of exposing the idiots in your life.

Over the last month or so, there have been some wonderful new trends on Facebook that have amused me to no end. For starters, the idea that changing your profile picture to a cartoon character can somehow help fight child abuse. This is the classic example of "slacktivism". Engaging in meaningless activities that have no real effect on any kind of problem other than making the person feel good about themselves. Hey jerkoff....if you REALLY are serious about fighting child abuse (or any other cause), give money or offer your time.

Of course, what is so funny about this (and I don't care if it's true or not) is that people are saying it's some kind of scam by pedophiles. No idea if this is true, but if it is, I have to give kudos to pedophiles everywhere for making so many people look like idiots.

The same goes for the stupid shit that was going on during Breast Cancer Awareness Month (by the way ladies, when are men going to get Prostate Cancer Awareness Month, a disease that kills almost as many men as breast cancer does women?). But I digress...during that month, you saw thousands of brainless women posting statuses like: "on the couch....LOL", "in the backseat of my car....OMG LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY :)". Again...what does this have to do with breast cancer? DONATE TIME OR MONEY YOU SELF-INDULGENT TURDS.